Auto correct. Because no-one needs to see my 1986-gnarled, arthritic hands.

granny

Rocking my Generation X moniker one smartphone swipe at a time, and you motherfucking clowns tell me there’s already a Generation Z?

What are they gonna do, kit the cloud out in memory foam?

I’ll have you know we rode the new-gen dick just fine, back in my day.

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