I Even Think The Jeans Were Quite Cool

I miss the 90s.


There were no bagging areas.

Items were mine, not unexpected.
We were in the EU, now we’ve defected.
I’d make this a rhyme if I weren’t so dejected.
See, even the tone isn’t upwards inflected.

So Long…


I’ll miss roundabouts.

The last remnants of Britain. Little floating roundabouts as we sail away towards the Ukraine, my useless anti Brexit vote bobbing us along, aided only by the buoyancy of my tears.