GCSE history asked me, “Do revolutions come full circle?”.
It took longer for my
dying hardware‘s endless revolving tabs to complete typing that than it did to fill out four A4 pages of essay. Castro had fidelity built into his namesake. By all means, polish the fuck out of your latest UI. I’ve restarted to upgrade and then some and while it’s really nice you now tell me it will once again be cloudy with a chance of rain, please don’t call your product ‘revolutionary’.
I’m not in the business of recreating history, but I got tabs here competing with the Kuomintang March. If you need your smartphone to work that one out- however long Google Maps estimates for a kilometre. Multiplied by 9,000.
Twitter is dying. Mao killed the birds. If only I weren’t too chicken to do a powerwash.
Also, that should totally come with a scent. Like orange blossom. Or, you know, new laptop smell.