I don’t know what I was expecting, here

broccolitrees

Soupologie’s broccoli & matcha green tea soup is 32% broccoli and 0.02% matcha green tea.

SHAME ON YOU.

I propose a new blend. Melon & Broccoli; Meloncholy!

Fuckers.

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What Have You Done To Us, Southern California?

Is cold vegetable soup just… a smoothie in a bowl?

I posted this to Facebook and someone said it depends, does it contain kale? No, no kale. My mother doesn’t read The Guardian.